...to help the dog days of summer pass by a little quicker!
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Just a little somethin'
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Monday, June 16, 2008
New Look - New Game!
As you can see, I'm playing around with my blog layout/scheme including a new, albeit simple, title banner. In order to condense the title - The (Insert Clever Blog Title Here) Blog - and save space, I thought it would be best to initial it.
I thought to celebrate the new look, we could play a game. So, let's see how many words we can form from the initials. I'll start:
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Posted by Steven Latham at 1:11 PM 3 comments
Saturday, June 7, 2008
Adventures in Babysitting
By the way, great 80s movie. What 12 year old boy wouldn't think Elizabeth Shue was hawt?! Between that and Karate Kid...anyway, I digress.
So, I was asked by a friend a few days ago if I could watch his four-year-old son and two-year-old daughter Friday (yesterday). Being the great friend that I am, I said yes. After his initial shock wore off, my friend said, "Are you sure?" to which I responded, "Let me think about it. Actually, no...YES, it's fine!" I guess he thought he was getting Punk'd. I figured what else does a 31-year-old unemployed dude have better to do. If anything I was thrilled to finally be able to say I found a job. Hey, small victories...
I got up Friday morning at 5:45, went to the Y, did legs and some cardio, came home, and got ready for the big day. I don't write all that to contribute to the story, but just to brag that I - despite my incredible physique - work out. Anyway, with my own four kids set for the day, we welcomed our guests (who will remain anonymous for their protection) around 8:45. Some favorite moments/highlights:
- Nap time
- The doorbell at 5:15 pm
- "They already pooped this morning, so you should be good" is no guarantee.
- Toy screwdrivers really hurt when they are twisted on your arm.
- Carrot sticks dipped in ice cream isn't half bad.
- Cap'n Crunch (actually the Malt O' Meal generic...hey, we're on a tight budget) is a bad idea for afternoon snack. The box (or bag, in this case) should be clearly labeled in big letters "Parental Warning: SUGARCRACK."
- The back of my computer chair can withstand downward pressure exerted by 45 lbs. of sugarcrack-infused kid.
- Little girls are made of sugar (crack) and spice and everything...stinky.
- Tarzan & Jane is a great movie...to fall asleep to.
- Benadryl and Tylenol PM can easily pass as jelly beans.
- The hair from my cat's tail comes out really easily.
- The words "Watch dis!" when used exceedingly can actually make your ears bleed.
That'll be $50.
Yeah, per kid.
Posted by Steven Latham at 7:26 PM 5 comments