Stomach Viruses Suck

Nothin' more to say.

Not Cut Out

I'm not cut out to be a worship leader.

• I'm not 23, 165 pounds, freshly married, and just found out I'm gonna be a dad.
• I don't wear slim jeans, graphic t-shirts, and vintage bowling shoes.
• I don't sculpt my hair to be intentionally uneven and randomly spiked (a la Edward Scissorhands).
  
• I don't play every worship song in B (actually, capoed 4 in G...)
• I don't have a conspicuous tattoo to demonstrate my loyalty to Jesus Christ.
  
• I don't listen to Coldplay or U2 every day for songwriting inspiration.
  
• When I sing worship songs, I don't mysteriously acquire a British accent.

Nope. I'm not cut out to be a worship leader.