Adventures in Babysitting

By the way, great 80s movie. What 12 year old boy wouldn't think Elizabeth Shue was hawt?! Between that and Karate Kid...anyway, I digress.

So, I was asked by a friend a few days ago if I could watch his four-year-old son and two-year-old daughter Friday (yesterday). Being the great friend that I am, I said yes. After his initial shock wore off, my friend said, "Are you sure?" to which I responded, "Let me think about it. Actually, no...YES, it's fine!" I guess he thought he was getting Punk'd. I figured what else does a 31-year-old unemployed dude have better to do. If anything I was thrilled to finally be able to say I found a job. Hey, small victories...

I got up Friday morning at 5:45, went to the Y, did legs and some cardio, came home, and got ready for the big day. I don't write all that to contribute to the story, but just to brag that I - despite my incredible physique - work out. Anyway, with my own four kids set for the day, we welcomed our guests (who will remain anonymous for their protection) around 8:45. Some favorite moments/highlights:

• Nap time
• The doorbell at 5:15 pm
  

Always keen on the teachable moments life affords me, I made a few discoveries along the way:

• "They already pooped this morning, so you should be good" is no guarantee.
• Toy screwdrivers really hurt when they are twisted on your arm.
• Carrot sticks dipped in ice cream isn't half bad.
• Cap'n Crunch (actually the Malt O' Meal generic...hey, we're on a tight budget) is a bad idea for afternoon snack. The box (or bag, in this case) should be clearly labeled in big letters "Parental Warning: SUGARCRACK."
• The back of my computer chair can withstand downward pressure exerted by 45 lbs. of sugarcrack-infused kid.
• Little girls are made of sugar (crack) and spice and everything...stinky.
• Tarzan & Jane is a great movie...to fall asleep to.
• Benadryl and Tylenol PM can easily pass as jelly beans.
  
• The hair from my cat's tail comes out really easily.
• The words "Watch dis!" when used exceedingly can actually make your ears bleed.

Actually, we had a great day together, and the kids had a blast playing together (OK, I played some, too!). It reminded me of what a privilege it is to be at home with my kids during this season of transition. But the best thing I learned is that kids, even other peoples', are a true blessing from God. I want to thank my friends for trusting me and giving me the privilege of spending the day with your precious treasures. I know how hard it can be to entrust your kids to other people.

That'll be $50.

Yeah, per kid.